Thursday, August 30, 2007


A trip to the DMZ in Korea last year netted this video. It's an amazing place, 1 million North Korean soldiers on one side and facing them 350 000 South Korean and American troops. It's eerie too... The last bastion of the Cold War.

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dog Fight

I fear the cops will find this video
And bust my arse
Dare I show it?

Yes! I must!

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Atlantis, You Are Found

So I was out walking before work yesterday and I see these sunken buildings. I am not sure how they sunk as the ground seems quite stable. Still there they were. I couldn't argue with my eyes. And nor would I want to. My eyes are tough! I think I have solved the mystery of Atlantis!

San Nakji for President!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Would you fancy a...?

I saw this bird in the water
I wanted to catch her fishing
But she flew away instead
I had wished for nicer weather
And light
But you get what you get
Here in Aotearoa

San Nakji for President!


I took a short leave of absence
Due to extreme laziness
I hope you missed me
Coz I missed you!
Yes, you know I mean YOU!

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

How Can You Tell?

I was just checking my boss' dika to see how the video was. It ain't great... Still, it is a nice day in Auckland this morning. Can't really see the nice blue sky in the video though...

San Nakji for President!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Back from the Dead

Another day
Another dollar
Or Euro
Or Pound
Or Won
Whatever currency you like
And even some you don't

So what's going on out there?
Anything I should know?

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Them's a lot of bags

Life's cheap if you don't live in the West
That sucks
Think about it

Thought about it?
That's more than most

San Nakji for President!

Happy Birthday Heather!

Not from successful love alone,
Nor wealth, nor honored middle age, nor vic-
tories of politics or war.
But as life wanes, and all the turbulent passions
As gorgeous, vapory, silent hues cover the even-
ing sky,
As softness, fulness, rest, suffuse the spirit and
frame like freshier, balmier air;
As the days take on a mellower light, and the
apple at last hangs really finished and in-
dolent ripe on the tree,
Then for the teeming quietest, happiest days of
The brooding and blissful halcyon days!
—Walt Whitman.

I hope you have a good one! Thanks to the magic of time zones, you get a two day birthday!

LM San

Monday, August 13, 2007

What is the Bride's Name Again? I Forget...

I watched the first part of Die Hard 4.0
It was good
But what was with the car and the helicopter?
That made no sense
Which is saying something for Die Hard!
I am glad Bruce is back
I missed him
Now all we need is
Blind Date II
That would be awesome!

San Nakji for President!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Meer of everything!

I have the sniffles
My sister's house has too much dust
Remind me not to go there again!
In other news
I want to go to the tropics
Next year is the plan!

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

I am really enjoying my camera phone
The photos are terrible
But the convenience is great
I should really
Get back to my nice camera
But I am too lazy
Check out!
It's great for photoshopping online!

It's cold

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Rainbow minus the Bow

One minute I am looking at a beautiful rainbow

And the next minute this

Such is the Auckland weather...

San Nakji for President!

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Korean Dragons

Korean dragons are cool
They are really big
Which is important for a dragon
They are long and wormy
Which is important for an Asian dragon
They have a problem though
Have you noticed it?
Yup, they are made of straw
Hard if you breathe fire...

San Nakji for President!

Friday, August 03, 2007

10 Things About Me

From Cergie, a challenge!

10 points I like about myself (in French as well for my French viewers)

De Cergie, un défi !

10 points que j'aime au sujet de me (en français aussi bien pour mes visionneuses françaises)

1 - I am good to the little people, mostly

1 - Je suis bon aux lutins, la plupart du temps

2 - I like that I am the most modest person in the world, ever

2 - J'aime que je suis la personne la plus modeste au monde, jamais

3 - My skills in French are only surpassed by my skills in Mongolian

3 - Mes qualifications en français sont seulement surpassées par mes qualifications dans mongol

4 - I don't show off by winning Olympic medals, even though I could with one hand tied behind my back

4 - Je ne montre pas au loin en gagnant les médailles olympiques, quoique je pourrais avec une main attachée derrière mon dos

5 - I won Survivor 23 times. CBS chose not to broadcast these series as I would make everyone look bad

5 - J'ai gagné le survivant 23 fois. Le CBS a choisi de ne pas annoncer ces séries car je ferais à chacun le mauvais de regard

34 - I can count to 1 million without messing up

34 - Je peux compter à 1 million sans salir vers le haut

7 - I ride a Luck Dragon to work

7 - Je monte un Dragon de Chance pour travailler

8 - I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts and I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

8 - Je suis trop sexy pour ma chemise trop sexy pour ma chemise si sexy elle blesse et je suis trop sexy pour Milan trop sexy pour Milan, New York et le Japon

9 - I am the International Man of Mystery 10 years running

9 - Je suis l'homme international du mystère 10 ans de suite

10 - My blog and podcast attract only the cream of world society

10 - Mon blog et podcast attirent seulement la crème de la société du monde

And now you know the rest of the story...

Et maintenant vous savez le reste de l'histoire...

San Nakji for President!

San Nakji pour le président !

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Another Day Another Dollar

On my home from work
I snapped this photo
This is pretty much what I saw
I have amazing eyes you see
I am like the Predator
But way cooler
With hairyer hair

San Nakji for President!