A while between tags

From Tim

I AM: The ruler of San Nakji's World

I WANT: 200 million dollars in small untraceable banknotes deposited into my Bermuda bank account immediately

I WISH: I had a Bermuda bank account

I HATE: All green vegetables

I MISS: my cousin Mitsy

I FEAR: that I know no one called Mitsy

I HEAR: voices in my head telling me to trust no one

I WONDER: I won won wonder, why.... runaway, run run run runaway...

I REGRET: that I have but one life to give for my country

I AM NOT: superman, but i like wearing my underwear on top of my jeans

I DANCE: like fred astaire on crack

I SING: like vanilla ice wishes he could sing

I CRY: never, as i had my tear ducts removed as a child

I AM NOT ALWAYS: truthful about past surgeries

I MAKE: up tags as i go along

I WRITE: for O magazine. My pen name is Oprah

I CONFUSE: my life with that of Oprah

I NEED: my pills, now!

I SHOULD: not miss a day of my pills

I START: cars with a single touch of my magic fingers

I FINISH: everthing i

I TAG: everyone on my blog roll

San Nakji for President!