Friday, April 28, 2006

Joke of the Day



An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Six."

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

San Nakji for President!

6 comments:

The Archivist said...

Peaches and peas... not exactly a filling meal.

Oricon Ailin said...

Oh no!!! hehehehehe

She should have committed a bigger crime by killing the husband. hehe

Good one!

black feline said...

my last count..there are exactly 125 peas in a standard can..lol..good bye granny..sob sob sob..she probably needs to continue her long term elsewhere.

Tim Rice said...

Great joke; bad husband.

Friar Tuck said...

that is funny

Cergie said...

Unfortunatly, I think it's not a joke. It's happening everywhere on our wonderful earth. Jail for hungry people and indulgence for important ones. The husband's intervention shows how this fact is ridiculous.