Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ghost Riders on the Storm

My fellow bloggers are strangely quiet
Ori is busy
Cergie is in China
Ashley is moving house
What's going on in the blog world?
Is it the end for us?
Let us continue with our heads held high!
Let us run from the ghost ship!
Run, but never drop those heads!
You have to see where you are going!

San Nakji for President!

**SNA Cast #7 is now up!**

Saturday, May 26, 2007

iChat seems cool!

Fancy a drive in?
I do
But I'm 50 years too late
The weekend is here
Time for sleep
And sharks

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

All about San

Laziness means I will answer these questions in no particular order,

1. Who’s #1 on your top 8 [at MySpace]? Oriconailin, although I think Myspace sucks.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? I always thought you had to inject it. Into the eyeballs sounds like the way to get a really good hit.

3. Do you own a gun? Why own a gun when I can kill with my mind?

4. Do you get nervous before a doctor appointment? The doctor gets nervous before they see me. Nervous with excitement, yeah!

5. When did you last get a shot? January, maybe? It was awesome! The best shot of the year!

6. Do you like hot dogs? I like New Zealand ones. I like Korean ones. I like American ones. I don't like Chihuahuas though as they stick in your teeth.

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? The one I wrote. You should hear it. It's the best!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Tea with a vodka chaser.

9. Can you do a push up? With no hands!

10. Is your bathroom clean? It is when I order it to be

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? My wicked Celtic power ring!

12. Do you take painkillers? Pain would never even try to bother me

13. Whats your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My honey tongue! "Oi, get over here bee-atch!"

14. Do you have A.D.D.? Amazingly Devastating Demeanour? Why yes!

15. Your name? Nakji

16. Middle Name? Danger

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. This is a good V
2. Need a rest stop
3. I demand the sky be green for a change

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1. V
2. massage
3. A small island nation

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1. V
2. Beer
3. Tea with Vodka chaser

20. What is your occupation? International Superstar of Danger and Death Defyingness

21. Who do you miss the most? Nobody. I never miss!

22. Current worry? How can I possibly get more cool?

23. Current hate? Those wankers from Neptune with their beady eyes and their purple scaly skin. Oh how I shall wreak my revenge!

24. Favorite place to be: Nafplio Greece. In fact I will go there now.... *woosh* and now I am back again. That was nice :)

25. How did you ring in the New Year? With an enormous bell which could be seen from outer space

26. Where would you like to go? One minute into the future...... and here I am :)

27. Do you own slippers? Yes. Slippers of great power. The power to warm my feet!

28. What shirt are you wearing? One which shows how Kiwis are butchered for their fruit (seriously)

29. How many bedrooms are in your house? Three.

30. Favorite color(s): Red and Yellow stripes. And pink.

31. Would you be a pirate? I have told you before, Highwaymen are the way to go!

32. Are you gay? I am very happy, thank you!

33. Do you sing in the shower? Damn straight!
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? I feared that I couldn't get any cooler. But yet I do.

35. What’s in your pockets right now? My hands. I don't need them for typing!

36. How old were you when you had your first kiss? A couple of hot nurses at the hospital where was born

37. Best bed sheets as a child? Flanel. Very warm

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Broken nail?

39. Name something that always makes you smile? Things I find amusing.

40. Which one: A kiss in the rain or a kiss in a horse and carriage? A kiss is but a kiss, but please remember this: Something something blah blah

41. Who is your loudest friend? Johnny Loud

42. Who is your most silent friend? Shouting Phil

43. Who was your best friend(s) in high school? To single someone out would crush the thousands of others. I could not do that to them.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars? No, it's a crap TV show.

45. What is your favorite book? The Wisdom of Me by San Danger Nakji

46. What is your favorite candy? Tangy Fruits

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Nothing. Music at weddings sucks.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Artic Monkeys will come and play live. They will then through themselves on my coffin and wail uncontrollably. But I won't take them with me. I am like that.

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? Dreaming a dream about dreams.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? THAT'S the time???

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Blue like the Green Sea

Thanks for the kind words :)
San Nakji is back!
I am neglecting the blog as I podcast
But I still love my blog people
You are my people!
This photo is the Blue Mountains
Which are in New South Wales, Australia
They are awesome
And blue

**Podcast No #6 is now up!**

San Nakji for President!

Friday, May 18, 2007

A Week of Not Being Around

Thank you Ori
Thank you KS
I will get back to you guys
It's been a week of absence
And now it's the weekend
What will come?
Only three people can know

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Who'd be a cop?

What's going on with everyone?
I took the day off work cause I felt old
Slept till noon
Now it's midnight and I'm watching Cops!
My exciting life is never ending
Never ending I tells ya!
NZ is doing well in the yachting
Why do I watch it?

**New Podcast Up! Click the link to the right...**

San Nakji for President!

Monday, May 14, 2007

Emirates Team New Zealand or the Evil(ish) empire?

I hope the weekend treated you all well
For me, it was good and yet not so
My football team went down again
I cursed them but will be back next week
Like the masochist I am
I went to a duck pond yesterday
Ducks soothe the soul
Swans on the other hand are too agressive
And don't get me started on the seagull
Full of hot air!
I saw a show on Korean TV last night
An old lady had a pigeon friend
Who could not fly
The pigeon, not the old lady
It was sad

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Vegans Sentenced for Starving Their Baby

For you LOTR freaks
This is Mordor
Scary huh?
Photo from a long time ago
With a long ago camera
It's almost the weekend
What are your plans?

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Father Christmas is my Rock

The Korean word for butterfly is Nabi
In Spanish it is Mariposa
How similar these names are
Similar like mud and ice cream
My mind tends to go at times like this
Would you like to hear a song about butterflies?
So would I...

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Finally the music lives!

So the week has begun again
Things have really changed in France
For the better or the worse?
I really don't know...
My birthday is coming.
Lovely presents for me!
Even better, my podcast is here!
Check it out y'all!

San Nakji for President!

Monday, May 07, 2007

I'm Going to Rally the Fans!

I'm sad
My team lost this weekend
Why is that fair?
It's not, that's all!
Now the week begins
I hope for no fights this week
However I will prevail!

San Nakji for President!

Friday, May 04, 2007

Goat Wife is Dead

Another week, another dollar
Only this week, I made two!
The weather continues to confound
El Nina is keeping the cold at bay
Thank you young latin lady
Just make sure we get some rain ok?
Have a good weekend blog world
Podcast tomorrow!

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Shooting Birds in Malta

Nope, we don't have squirrels in Aotearoa
This one is a Korean one
He told me to say hi
Not much went on today
The weather was weird
The day was long and boring
Heroes was good
Don't drink and drive

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Why isn't it Friday?

This little guy is a pukeko
I great bird if ever I saw one
Which I did
In other news my planned podcast is on hold
I have a deal with a record company though
Lots of music coming your way!
Why isn't it Friday today?

San Nakji for President!