Sad Joke to Start the Week

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',

and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.'

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

'Good morning, boss, Happy Birthday!'

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,

'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said,

'Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.Let's go!'

We went to lunch. Butwe didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously on the way back to the office, Jane said,

'You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?'

I responded,

'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

She said,

'Let's go back to my apartment.'

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back.' 'OK.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. and I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked

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Friday, a big day in anyone's week

So it's almost the weekend
Now that I don't work them, I like them
Funny how that works
This weekend it's all about football
Football and food
Yay my weekend.

(Am I tiring of this free poetry yet?)

Have a good one.

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ANZAC Day, that's all I have to say

Holiday here.
Good weather generally and so we went to the zoo.
I love the zoo.
The zoo reserves judgement.
How is your Wednesday going?

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Episode 3 of SNA Podcast is UP!

The hardest thing, the photo

A great week ahead for the San
Today my favouritest band released their new album
Tomorrow Heroes starts again
Wednesday is a holiday
The weather is beautiful
And I am on new blogger

Yeah!

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A Whole New World

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

Oh yeah, I am now on the new blogger... I am officially the last one to move! ;)

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Students. Who needs them?

I am planning a dogwalk podcast.
I think it will be a breakthrough in communication.
Meanwhile I haven't taken any photos for two weeks.
What's going on San Nakji?
I just don't know.
Tomorrow's Friday, yay!
Guns n Roses tickets go on sale on Monday.
What?

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More of the Same

A bit of red for you too
Red and Green which one to choose?
Green I choose you!
Go Green go!
What the hell am I talking about?
Two days of 4 hours sleep is the answer!

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Thems a lot of Chiles!

Chillies are hot.
I like them.
They don't always like me.
We are like that Chillies and me.
At least we both hate brussel sprouts!
Ewwww!

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PS Episode 2 of the podcast is now up. Please click the link on the side bar to check it out.

The Chiefs Have Scored Again

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I am getting quite keen on this podcasting lark and I appreciate all your support. If you are listening, please remember to send me some questions! I hope to podcast again tonight, so please sit back and enjoy.
In other news, well there really isn't anything. I woke up with a cold today, so I am miserable! No sympathy from Mrs SN... :( Waaaaaah!

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Podcast Nigh

For those of you into that sort of thing, San Nakji has entered the podcast world! Yup, you can now hear me spouting rubbish live on air (well sort of). Please check out sannakji.podbean.com if this is something you would like to hear. I can't promise much, but at least you can say you have heard what I really sound like! Must sort out the 'ums' and 'ahs' though! I hope to podcast once a week, so it would be cool if you guys hung around :) If not, then at least keep coming back to me here at sannakji.org ok?

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Without a Shed it's a Lonely View

Easter is over
Tomorrow I am back to work
Only for four days though
I like four day working weeks
I am about to record my first podcast
I hope you will all listen
More info to come

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Red Sky in the Morning, Bangladesh beats South Africa

I am full to the brim with Easter Eggs
And hot cross buns
I am feeling regret
But I will do it again next year!
Happy Easter one and all!

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GNR Reforming - Awesome or Scary? You Decide!

Summer just won't leave us
It's Easter and the sun's still shining
Looking forward to a long weekend
Choc lover's heaven
But what about ice cream?
That's the real pleasure!

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The Pooch Returns

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I just watched an F1 ad.
Bikinied women galore
No cars
Weird
One of my favourite parks in Auckland
Can be seen above
The birds are happy
So am I

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