I AM: The ruler of San Nakji's World
I WANT: 200 million dollars in small untraceable banknotes deposited into my Bermuda bank account immediately
I WISH: I had a Bermuda bank account
I HATE: All green vegetables
I MISS: my cousin Mitsy
I FEAR: that I know no one called Mitsy
I HEAR: voices in my head telling me to trust no one
I WONDER: I won won wonder, why.... runaway, run run run runaway...
I REGRET: that I have but one life to give for my country
I AM NOT: superman, but i like wearing my underwear on top of my jeans
I DANCE: like fred astaire on crack
I SING: like vanilla ice wishes he could sing
I CRY: never, as i had my tear ducts removed as a child
I AM NOT ALWAYS: truthful about past surgeries
I MAKE: up tags as i go along
I WRITE: for O magazine. My pen name is Oprah
I CONFUSE: my life with that of Oprah
I NEED: my pills, now!
I SHOULD: not miss a day of my pills
I START: cars with a single touch of my magic fingers
I FINISH: everthing i
I TAG: everyone on my blog roll
San Nakji for President!