Wednesday, May 03, 2006

A while between tags

From Tim

I AM: The ruler of San Nakji's World


I WANT: 200 million dollars in small untraceable banknotes deposited into my Bermuda bank account immediately

I WISH: I had a Bermuda bank account

I HATE: All green vegetables

I MISS: my cousin Mitsy

I FEAR: that I know no one called Mitsy

I HEAR: voices in my head telling me to trust no one

I WONDER: I won won wonder, why.... runaway, run run run runaway...

I REGRET: that I have but one life to give for my country

I AM NOT: superman, but i like wearing my underwear on top of my jeans

I DANCE: like fred astaire on crack

I SING: like vanilla ice wishes he could sing

I CRY: never, as i had my tear ducts removed as a child

I AM NOT ALWAYS: truthful about past surgeries

I MAKE: up tags as i go along

I WRITE: for O magazine. My pen name is Oprah

I CONFUSE: my life with that of Oprah

I NEED: my pills, now!

I SHOULD: not miss a day of my pills

I START: cars with a single touch of my magic fingers

I FINISH: everthing i

I TAG: everyone on my blog roll

San Nakji for President!

7 comments:

The Archivist said...

LOL!!

Tim Rice said...

Oh, san nakji. I now know as much about you as I did before. LOL

Oricon Ailin said...

*giggles uncontrollably*

So, when do we get to see you in a picture wearing your underwear on the outside of your jeans? hehehehehheehheeh

PS---I'll answer this one tomorrow.

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

That was extremely funny and very entertaining.

Cergie said...

At least, the web has the merit of uniting bloggers. I've put the same comment on Tim's blog.
Do you need contraceptive pills ?

Deepa said...

funny, thats what you are!

rubyslipperlady said...

I don't know if I could come up with anything better this what you have just written, but I will try, Pres. San Nakji. I will try.