Friday, August 04, 2006
Honesty is such a Lonely Word
Time to get Honest. I see that KS and Ori have both posted giving away all their secrets. It is time you heard from me I think!
My name is San Nakji. In my world our family name comes first. For many of you, I would therefore be Nakji San. However please call me, San Nakji or SN if you are lazy on the keyboard. I come from a small planet orbiting the star Mu Cephei. If you were to attempt to pronounce the name of my home it would drive you mad and cause your brain to explode. Best not to I think! As Mu Cephei is a dying star, I was sent by my parents to bring light and goodness to this miserable planet. So far I am succeeding in my mission. I am currently 3245 earth years old. This is equivalent to 3245 years on my own planet.
Due to unexplainable science type stuff I have the ability to fly and have xray vision. I can also kill a yak from 500 metres away with mind bullets. Perhaps my most powerful power however is my ability to turn blue cheese into brie. I mean, who likes blue cheese? Really? I use my powers only for good except when I am committing crime.
I currently reside in Te Raki Pae Whenua, Aotearoa, which you may know as North Harbour New Zealand. Contrary to popular belief, Aotearoa is not the ends of the earth, but in fact the beginning. I bide my time here organising a secret society of super aliens who will one day take down this world once and for all. To make ends meet I rob old ladies and steal candy from babies. You would not believe the money to be made in used candy!
So there you go. Any questions?
San Nakji for President!