Friday, August 04, 2006

Honesty is such a Lonely Word


Time to get Honest. I see that KS and Ori have both posted giving away all their secrets. It is time you heard from me I think!

My name is San Nakji. In my world our family name comes first. For many of you, I would therefore be Nakji San. However please call me, San Nakji or SN if you are lazy on the keyboard. I come from a small planet orbiting the star Mu Cephei. If you were to attempt to pronounce the name of my home it would drive you mad and cause your brain to explode. Best not to I think! As Mu Cephei is a dying star, I was sent by my parents to bring light and goodness to this miserable planet. So far I am succeeding in my mission. I am currently 3245 earth years old. This is equivalent to 3245 years on my own planet.

Due to unexplainable science type stuff I have the ability to fly and have xray vision. I can also kill a yak from 500 metres away with mind bullets. Perhaps my most powerful power however is my ability to turn blue cheese into brie. I mean, who likes blue cheese? Really? I use my powers only for good except when I am committing crime.

I currently reside in Te Raki Pae Whenua, Aotearoa, which you may know as North Harbour New Zealand. Contrary to popular belief, Aotearoa is not the ends of the earth, but in fact the beginning. I bide my time here organising a secret society of super aliens who will one day take down this world once and for all. To make ends meet I rob old ladies and steal candy from babies. You would not believe the money to be made in used candy!


So there you go. Any questions?

San Nakji for President!

12 comments:

The Archivist said...

Yeah, I have a question.

How can you be good but commit crimes as well?

San Nakji said...

I only commit good crimes of course.

Ashley said...

Well, I am not outing myself. No way. Not now.

I always sensed you weren't from this world...

Oricon Ailin said...

Well that all certainly explains things. I knew you were different. *winks*

So, tell us more about your planet. Could you also give me coordinates for your lovely star and planet? I love astronomy, and I thought perhaps I could find your neck of the galaxy in my telescope. (Actually, it will have to wait until the rain stops)

Nice insight to who you are. Please provide more. I am now very fascinated.

Belinda said...

i liked this piece, its very interestig and the picture was very cool and you can be good and commit a crime its really not that hard

rubyslipperlady said...

This honesty of yours brought tears to my eyes, really. My coworkers are beginning to wonder. Perhaps I should spend more time working and less online.

SUPER said...

Seriously...blue cheese is pretty nasty. I think it should be outlawed. Maybe you can use your good powers to outlaw it forever!

JIMONG said...

I knew it!
I knew that you are not sharing same last name with millions of other ordinary "Nakji"

minty clorets said...

Good one.:0 Post like this is why I keep coming back to your blog. :)
Btw, congrats on your 600th post.

coolbuddha said...

At last! I knew there was more to this Universe than cup cakes and endless repeats of Star Trek. When you are ready to take over the world, pop over and I'll make you a nice cup of tea first.

Tim Rice said...

Great post! We at least know that you continue to have a great sense of humor. :)

black feline said...

the other day...i passed by a korean restaurant...the promo was Nakji set....hmmmmmmmmmmmm....absolutely delicious..lol