Monday, August 28, 2006
Ever since I have known about the planets I have known there are nine. Nine I tell you! Now some science geeks have dared to bring dishonour to the world by dissing Pluto and leaving him off future planet lists. Nine is a good number. It rolls off the tongue. Eight is a bad number, it sticks in the throat like a spiky cat hair. I hereby announce officially the formation of PLOP (Protection League Of Pluto). Oricon is Vice President of Intragalatic and Planetary Affairs, but there are still plum jobs to be had if you get in quick. Please sign up for the good of our children and their children's children and so on and so on... Act now, Mercury may be next!
San Nakji for President!