Monday, August 28, 2006

P*L*O*P


Ever since I have known about the planets I have known there are nine. Nine I tell you! Now some science geeks have dared to bring dishonour to the world by dissing Pluto and leaving him off future planet lists. Nine is a good number. It rolls off the tongue. Eight is a bad number, it sticks in the throat like a spiky cat hair. I hereby announce officially the formation of PLOP (Protection League Of Pluto). Oricon is Vice President of Intragalatic and Planetary Affairs, but there are still plum jobs to be had if you get in quick. Please sign up for the good of our children and their children's children and so on and so on... Act now, Mercury may be next!

San Nakji for President!

7 comments:

Brotha Buck said...

I totally agree, San Nakji for President!

Cergie said...

Coucou Pluto, good dog !
Oua oua !
Don't know if he understand French. May you translate for me, please ?

The Archivist said...

Pluto is a dog!

Pluto as a planet is no more!

Pluto is no longer counted for door!

Oricon Ailin said...

We do not want to have to resort to violence, but we WILL uphold Pluto's honor with all means possible.

Pluto WILL always be a planet.

Sewing said...

San Nakji, your "Support Pluto Now" logo is octagonal. That would appear to be a subliminal endorsement of an eight-planet soloar system. Are you working both sides? Get your messaging straight!

Sewing said...

"...solar system."

San Nakji said...

Eight planets plus Pluto in the middle, the centre of attention where it should be :O)