July 13th is the birthday of Erno Rubik. Yes, the inventor of that always frustrating cube. He is 61 today. Mr Rubik, I have to tell you something. I hate your cube, I hate the fact I can't do more than one side, I hate the fact I saw a show on Korean TV the other day where people were doing it in 10 seconds, I hate that you feel the need to make it popular again this year, basically I just hate everything about your invention! Please please tell those people marketing your crappy puzzle to drop all plans to sell it ever again, you would be doing me a big favour.
Thanks, and happy birthday (damn you!)
San Nakji for President!