Monday, July 18, 2005

My Letter to Oprah

Dear Oprah,

I see you giving free stuff to all those audience members who you don't even know and will probably never meet again. That's cool, it's your money right? However wouldn't you feel better about spending money on someone you knew? Well Oprah, my name is San Nakji and I am very pleased to meet you. I am sure by reading my blog you will learn more about me. I have looked at your website and have watched your show on numerous occasions, so I feel that I know you. Now that we know each other I would like to let you in on a little problem. San Nakji is short about a million dollars. Yes, I am sure this is shocking to you. Well you wouldn't want someone you know, let's even say a friend, not being a millionaire right? I know you just love to give, so write a check out to me and you will feel better and I will feel better and the world will just be that little bit brighter for the San Nakji family. What do you say my friend?

Love,

San Nakji

San Nakji for President!

5 comments:

flowerful said...

I should write a letter to Oprah as you do.

minty clorets said...

you'll need more than a million bucks to
run for president!
But I'll vote for you though. Repuglicans and spinless democrats all disgust me ;/

minty clorets said...

oh forgot to say, Banzai San Nakji!!

San Nakji said...

Why thank you!

The Archivist said...

Barza?

Somehow I don't think that your letter is gonna work, San Nakji.

Sorry.