Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The Curse of Being Tasty



Ori told me about this cute guy, the Javalina, which lives down her way in El Paso Texas. Being a lover of animals, (bet you didn't know that!) San Nakji was of course interested. It saddens me however that when I look at him or perhaps her, that I cannot help but wonder what Javalina bacon tastes like... I think this must be some kind of joke played by nature, making pigs taste so great. What does nature have against pigs? I mean they are pretty intelligent creatures and are generally pleasant in nature. I would doubt they have done anything wrong, but still they are under the curse of being tasty... How many more pigs, javalina, boar must die because of nature's curse? It just isn't fair, but I will console myself now with some nice mid eye bacon...

San Nakji for President!

6 comments:

The Archivist said...

I think you told us why they should suffer.

A lot of people like bacon.

San Nakji said...

No, they are perfectly nice. Not evil like horses or something like that... cursed by being tasty...

SeoulBrother said...

Did I ever tell you that I was born in the year of the boar?

Eat Soy Bacon

Brotha Buck said...

Im in Texas too, and didnt know those things exits. Hope I wont run into one, and no, don't want to taste one.

Oricon Ailin said...

They are mostly a West Texas and New Mexico creature. That is why you have never seen one Buck! hehehe

I have come across a whole family of them before. They tried to take down our camping tent and tried to get into the food tent. They may be cute, but these little guys have a nasty temper.

OH...and the bacon is probably pretty good!! heheehh

San Nakji said...

Enough with the soy bacon!!!!