Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Nuffin'

I am into my second week of six weeks off. Staying at home for such a long time without contact with the outside world is giving me a hell of a case of writer's block. To keep my slight readership, I know I need to keep giving you something fresh, but I don't know what!

Walking the Pooch yesterday, I saw a hell of a cloud of doom in the sky. It stretched right across and looked like a rabbit, maybe a hare, with a huge meat cleaver. It was yet more proof of what I have been trying to tell you people. If only I had had my camera so I could show you. The cleaver was aimed south. Does this mean that doom will strike Invercargill (once described by Mick 'Big Lips' Jagger as the Arsehole of the World)? Or perhaps the hare is setting up camp for a strike on Antarctica? After all that's where the Predators were keeping the Aliens (See the documentary here), it would seem logical to sort them out first.

What else? Summer is on the way here. We are now 13 hours ahead of GMT and have finally arrived in the same time zone as Tonga, whew! It is getting warmer and San Nakji has even been seen in shorts! Can you believe it? There may be some connection with this and the increase of blindness in those coming in direct contact with the legs....

Is that enough to keep this fresh? I am hoping so...

San Nakji for President!

10 comments:

minty clorets said...

6 weeks off? WTH! I'm a freaking GM and I only get 2 weeks of vacation time for the entire year! Oh, how I loathe you nakji..

San Nakji said...

Well, you will live in the capitalist paradise my friend....

The Archivist said...

I have a wonderful idea for a blog post.

Why not explain the meaning of the chosen link descriptions?

Six weeks off is nothing! I've seen THREE months off.

San Nakji said...

I don't get what you mean?

3 months? That's what damn university professors get. I hate them.

minty clorets said...

oh yesh, those uni professors have it easy! I remember my professors..those lazy bums..giving me bad grades..

Gasoline Hobo said...

RABBIT OF DOOM!

p.s.: my legs are not allowed in the sunlight. i'm told that an astronaut was temporarily blinded from the glare.

p.p.s.: ok, so he was looking over the garden fence and not in space, but still.

p.p.p.s.: i really need to stop lying.

The Archivist said...

Look at your blogroll. You've described them in certain ways. Maybe a blog post to explain why each blog has earned that particular rollname would be great?

San Nakji said...

Ahh, I see... Thanks..

GH, yes, stop lying

Minty, Yeah, that's what I thought too!

Oricon Ailin said...

LOL!! I don't loathe you SN, I just am envious. I wish I could get a long vacation.

I'm the VP of the company, and the only vacation I'm getting this year is the 1 week for my honeymoon.

BUT...I know that this 6 week vacation will be MORE than worth it in the end. *winks* I'm still working on the little package for you and Mrs. San Nakji. Please tell her I said hi!!!

And rabbit of doom, eh?? Hmm, now you're starting to scare me.

San Nakji said...

Yay, starting to scare you! Finally!