Further to last weeks post on the snails, I have done some further investigating. The snails I have interviewed will not comment, even with the threat of a sharp boot to the shell.
What I found last night as I made my way from the local football ground was a huge amount of worms. Yes, worms are now out and about and obviously plotting with the snails. No amount of coercion would get the worms to talk...
Are all the slimy creatures of the world in on this creepy face of doom? Why won't they tell us?
Again, this will be continued, I will not give up until I find the truth!
San Nakji for President!