Friday, November 11, 2005

Wisdom from an Old San Nakji

I think it is time to let you know some wisdom that I have gathered over my many years of existence. This is valuable stuff, so I will wait while you get a pen. Don't worry, I won't start without you!

1 - Always carry two poo bags when you walk your dog

2 - You will always win the lottery the week you didn't buy a ticket

3 - Never trust anyone who comes from 'the South'

4 - Always bet against the team San Nakji is supporting

5 - Department stores have the best toilets when venturing to a strange new land, McDonalds' do not

6 - Country music is aligned to the Axis of Evil

7 - It's not like it used to be

8 - Food dropped on the ground is ok if you follow the 20 second rule

9 - Teenagers are closely aligned to country music

10 - San Nakji's World is a hell of a read

Well, that's enough wisdom for you today. Perhaps I will give you some more when I believe you are ready, but only then.

San Nakji for President!


Oricon Ailin said...

hehehe. I like those!

One day I'll tell you a few of my Heather-isms. hehehe

Hope you are well!

Anonymous said...

Interesting wisdoms

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