I think it is time to let you know some wisdom that I have gathered over my many years of existence. This is valuable stuff, so I will wait while you get a pen. Don't worry, I won't start without you!
1 - Always carry two poo bags when you walk your dog
2 - You will always win the lottery the week you didn't buy a ticket
3 - Never trust anyone who comes from 'the South'
4 - Always bet against the team San Nakji is supporting
5 - Department stores have the best toilets when venturing to a strange new land, McDonalds' do not
6 - Country music is aligned to the Axis of Evil
7 - It's not like it used to be
8 - Food dropped on the ground is ok if you follow the 20 second rule
9 - Teenagers are closely aligned to country music
10 - San Nakji's World is a hell of a read
Well, that's enough wisdom for you today. Perhaps I will give you some more when I believe you are ready, but only then.
San Nakji for President!