Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Happy Birthday Heather!



HALCYON DAYS.
Not from successful love alone,
Nor wealth, nor honored middle age, nor vic-
tories of politics or war.
But as life wanes, and all the turbulent passions
calm,
As gorgeous, vapory, silent hues cover the even-
ing sky,
As softness, fulness, rest, suffuse the spirit and
frame like freshier, balmier air;
As the days take on a mellower light, and the
apple at last hangs really finished and in-
dolent ripe on the tree,
Then for the teeming quietest, happiest days of
all!
The brooding and blissful halcyon days!
—Walt Whitman.

I hope you have a good one! Thanks to the magic of time zones, you get a two day birthday!

LM San

Monday, August 13, 2007

What is the Bride's Name Again? I Forget...



I watched the first part of Die Hard 4.0
It was good
But what was with the car and the helicopter?
That made no sense
Which is saying something for Die Hard!
Still,
I am glad Bruce is back
I missed him
Now all we need is
Blind Date II
That would be awesome!

San Nakji for President!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Meer of everything!



I have the sniffles
My sister's house has too much dust
Remind me not to go there again!
In other news
I want to go to the tropics
Next year is the plan!

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007





I am really enjoying my camera phone
The photos are terrible
But the convenience is great
I should really
Get back to my nice camera
But I am too lazy
Check out picnik.com!
It's great for photoshopping online!

It's cold

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Rainbow minus the Bow



One minute I am looking at a beautiful rainbow



And the next minute this

Such is the Auckland weather...

San Nakji for President!

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Korean Dragons





Korean dragons are cool
They are really big
Which is important for a dragon
They are long and wormy
Which is important for an Asian dragon
They have a problem though
Have you noticed it?
Yup, they are made of straw
Hard if you breathe fire...

San Nakji for President!

Friday, August 03, 2007

10 Things About Me



From Cergie, a challenge!

10 points I like about myself (in French as well for my French viewers)

De Cergie, un défi !

10 points que j'aime au sujet de me (en français aussi bien pour mes visionneuses françaises)

1 - I am good to the little people, mostly

1 - Je suis bon aux lutins, la plupart du temps

2 - I like that I am the most modest person in the world, ever

2 - J'aime que je suis la personne la plus modeste au monde, jamais

3 - My skills in French are only surpassed by my skills in Mongolian

3 - Mes qualifications en français sont seulement surpassées par mes qualifications dans mongol

4 - I don't show off by winning Olympic medals, even though I could with one hand tied behind my back

4 - Je ne montre pas au loin en gagnant les médailles olympiques, quoique je pourrais avec une main attachée derrière mon dos

5 - I won Survivor 23 times. CBS chose not to broadcast these series as I would make everyone look bad

5 - J'ai gagné le survivant 23 fois. Le CBS a choisi de ne pas annoncer ces séries car je ferais à chacun le mauvais de regard



34 - I can count to 1 million without messing up

34 - Je peux compter à 1 million sans salir vers le haut


7 - I ride a Luck Dragon to work


7 - Je monte un Dragon de Chance pour travailler

8 - I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts and I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

8 - Je suis trop sexy pour ma chemise trop sexy pour ma chemise si sexy elle blesse et je suis trop sexy pour Milan trop sexy pour Milan, New York et le Japon

9 - I am the International Man of Mystery 10 years running

9 - Je suis l'homme international du mystère 10 ans de suite

10 - My blog and podcast attract only the cream of world society

10 - Mon blog et podcast attirent seulement la crème de la société du monde

And now you know the rest of the story...

Et maintenant vous savez le reste de l'histoire...

San Nakji for President!

San Nakji pour le président !

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Another Day Another Dollar



On my home from work
I snapped this photo
This is pretty much what I saw
I have amazing eyes you see
I am like the Predator
But way cooler
With hairyer hair
Word

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Tower of the Sky





The weather is nice today
I went for a walk
Too many jackets
I got hot
I am sure I got smelly
Ewwww
Our Sky Tower is 10 years old
It doesn't look a year over 9
It does need some paint though
Concrete grey is sooooo 2005

San Nakji for President!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Posted Before Who Can Tell?



Some serious things
Are going on in Aotearoa
But I choose not
To discuss them here
We should be happy
Thinking only of nice things
Puppy dogs
Fluffy Bunnies
Bacon

Mmmmm, bacon :)

San Nakji for President!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Junbi Desseoyo



The weekend is over too quickly
Harry Potter is over
All the fun is over
I need to find something else
I tried Second Life
It's weird
But I met some good people
I don't get the whole
SL 'adult' angle though
WEIRD

San Nakji for President!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Maori Dancing Here and There



A video shot today
With my cellphone
So that's the quality
Maori dancers
At work with me
Good and loud!

Have a good weekend!

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Oh How I Wish You Were Here



Going back to Korea in October
Can't wait
Will make a nice change from everyday things
I can also go mad with the camera
And the light is good there
Oh, I wish it were October
NOW!

San Nakji for President!

Another Rainbow



Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers
The dreamers
And me

All of us under
Its' spell
Think that it's probably
Ma~agic

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Harry Harry How are Ya?





Waited in line for 45 minutes
For Harry Potter
In the weekend
It's going to take me ages to read this book
I had better not be disappointed!
Stay tuned JK Rowling
I know you read my blog!

San Nakji for President!

Friday, July 20, 2007

You What?



Another week done and dusted
How quick is this week going?
Oh no, The Pooch is barking again
Must go and grab him
Have a good weekend 
One and All!

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Rocky IX



Middle of the week means
Almost over the hill
It's looking good down there
My only regret is
That the weekend is two days
How about a 5 day weekend
And two for work?
Sounds great!

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Loris is Slender



How cute is this little beasty?

That's it.

San Nakji for President!

Monday, July 16, 2007

A Sad TV Show



Roar
Oh to be the King of the Jungle!
Master over all you survey
Monkeys at your beck and call
Snakes to do your bidding
I will stick to running for President!

San Nakji for President!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Weekend Weather



Tuesday was the worst weather New Zealand had seen in 20 years.

No more please Mother Nature!

Thanks

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

A Post for Cergie



Cergie is France's No.1 Ambassador
Showing France through the lense
In all its' colour
In all its' history
In all its' beauty
France is not just about snails!
Although they are quite tasty :)

This is a French port somewhere in France
I forget where it is
But it's not my photo
It's Cergie's
Please ask her!

I like the buildings

They look old
Old is good in buildings
Bad in soup

San Nakji for President!

Mrs San Nakji and Friend



It's Friday tomorrow!
Cergie wants me to post a photo she sent
You will see that when it becomes Friday in France!
It's a very nice photo
A place I would like to be
At the moment however
I would settle for this beach
It's too cold in Winter :(

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Not saeing very much at all in the Palace



Worst day of the year for weather!
The wind is very strong
I hope our roof stays on!
Tornados were seen further south
They can stay there!

San Nakji for President!

Monday, July 09, 2007


Weekend is over 
Sadly another week begins
Still I have Friday to look forward to
As it signals another weekend
Can I make it until then?
Who can tell?

Meanwhile in other news
Things are happening somewhere
Maybe outside your window?
Check it out!

San Nakji for President!

Saturday, July 07, 2007

The 35 Year Old has 3 PGA Tour Champioships



The weekend has come
I was tired
Now I'm not 
Untired
Big night tonight!
Wish me well...
Or not 

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Hippose all those who fight against you



I have become verbose 
In my blogging of late
But tonight, 
I have nothing.
Nada
Niente

San Nakji for President!

A Reminder to San

Wolverine Revealed - Animal Planet
Uploaded with Skitch!

Wolverines are awesome.
Although Fishers are better.

Just a reminder to myself.
Go about your normal business.

San Nakji for President!

Fussball Futbol Football

FIFA.com - Matches schedule
Uploaded with Skitch!

I was thinking this morning
That I will die in one of three ways,

Assssassssination by disgruntled capitalist
The Monty Python Way (See Meaning of Life)
Penny Farthing pilot error
I am not sure which one
But I am ready my public,
I am ready.

In other news,
New Zealand continues to suck at football
That is all

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

I am happy today!



Today, I am happy! Very happy!

Welcome back Alan!

San Nakji for President!

Mujigae Raining on the Bow



I am loving Web 2.0
I feel like such a geek
Still, geeks can be rich!
Maybe I should join their masses?
The problem is that I am too cool.
My mother told me so.

San Nakji for President!

Monday, July 02, 2007

Meerly Taking It Day by Day



I think I would like to be a 19th Century poet
I can only see three problems with this plan
I don't wear lacy clothes
I don't talk posh
And this is only the 18th Century

San Nakji for President!

Sunday, July 01, 2007

I'll Give You 40 Seconds



A rainy Winter's day
It's not cold, it's nice
The problem with Winter is
We don't get any holidays
That seems pretty unfair
I shall start my protest
Tomorrow

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Girin Hilton, the missing sister



What's up with the world when Paris is big news?
It makes me sad, but I put on a brave face!
I have to do it for the children
If I can not give them hope
Then who will?
I like sea dragons
A lot!

San Nakji for President!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Siamang, seen 'em all



Why are weekends only two days?
Someone needs to sort this out.
Three days at least is needed.
I shall implement this.
You need to vote for me!

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Time Flies



So... I say I'm back
And then I'm not
I have made a promise to myself
I must blog more!
I hope to visit all your blogs soon!

San Nakji for President!

Friday, June 15, 2007

YES



7 days and San is back!
My phone is working!
My internet is working!
I am back!
I don't want to be one of THOSE bloggers!

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Where's San



You can tell San Nakji lives in a Third World Country when....

His phone and internet lines have been out for SIX days!

I hope to be back soon :(

Love ya!

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Missing You



Trying to blog more often
It's a promise from me to you.
Welcome back Cergie.
I really missed you.
I miss all my blog friends.
They are all so quiet.
So sad.
What can I do?
The sky is blue.
Cows go moo.

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Fisher, you are King!



It seems like I am being slack with the blogging.
Seems like everyone is.
What's that all about?
Nothing much going on at the moment.
I am enjoying Twitter, come along and try
I am loving podcasting
Everyone should have a go
It's Winter here
It's getting cold

San Nakji for President!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ghost Riders on the Storm



My fellow bloggers are strangely quiet
Ori is busy
Cergie is in China
Ashley is moving house
What's going on in the blog world?
Is it the end for us?
Let us continue with our heads held high!
Let us run from the ghost ship!
Run, but never drop those heads!
You have to see where you are going!

San Nakji for President!

**SNA Cast #7 is now up!**

Saturday, May 26, 2007

iChat seems cool!



Fancy a drive in?
I do
But I'm 50 years too late
The weekend is here
Time for sleep
And sharks

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

All about San

Laziness means I will answer these questions in no particular order,

1. Who’s #1 on your top 8 [at MySpace]? Oriconailin, although I think Myspace sucks.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? I always thought you had to inject it. Into the eyeballs sounds like the way to get a really good hit.

3. Do you own a gun? Why own a gun when I can kill with my mind?

4. Do you get nervous before a doctor appointment? The doctor gets nervous before they see me. Nervous with excitement, yeah!

5. When did you last get a shot? January, maybe? It was awesome! The best shot of the year!

6. Do you like hot dogs? I like New Zealand ones. I like Korean ones. I like American ones. I don't like Chihuahuas though as they stick in your teeth.

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? The one I wrote. You should hear it. It's the best!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Tea with a vodka chaser.

9. Can you do a push up? With no hands!

10. Is your bathroom clean? It is when I order it to be

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? My wicked Celtic power ring!

12. Do you take painkillers? Pain would never even try to bother me

13. Whats your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My honey tongue! "Oi, get over here bee-atch!"

14. Do you have A.D.D.? Amazingly Devastating Demeanour? Why yes!

15. Your name? Nakji

16. Middle Name? Danger

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. This is a good V
2. Need a rest stop
3. I demand the sky be green for a change

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1. V
2. massage
3. A small island nation

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1. V
2. Beer
3. Tea with Vodka chaser

20. What is your occupation? International Superstar of Danger and Death Defyingness

21. Who do you miss the most? Nobody. I never miss!

22. Current worry? How can I possibly get more cool?

23. Current hate? Those wankers from Neptune with their beady eyes and their purple scaly skin. Oh how I shall wreak my revenge!

24. Favorite place to be: Nafplio Greece. In fact I will go there now.... *woosh* and now I am back again. That was nice :)

25. How did you ring in the New Year? With an enormous bell which could be seen from outer space

26. Where would you like to go? One minute into the future...... and here I am :)

27. Do you own slippers? Yes. Slippers of great power. The power to warm my feet!

28. What shirt are you wearing? One which shows how Kiwis are butchered for their fruit (seriously)

29. How many bedrooms are in your house? Three.

30. Favorite color(s): Red and Yellow stripes. And pink.

31. Would you be a pirate? I have told you before, Highwaymen are the way to go!

32. Are you gay? I am very happy, thank you!

33. Do you sing in the shower? Damn straight!
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? I feared that I couldn't get any cooler. But yet I do.

35. What’s in your pockets right now? My hands. I don't need them for typing!

36. How old were you when you had your first kiss? A couple of hot nurses at the hospital where was born

37. Best bed sheets as a child? Flanel. Very warm

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Broken nail?

39. Name something that always makes you smile? Things I find amusing.

40. Which one: A kiss in the rain or a kiss in a horse and carriage? A kiss is but a kiss, but please remember this: Something something blah blah

41. Who is your loudest friend? Johnny Loud

42. Who is your most silent friend? Shouting Phil

43. Who was your best friend(s) in high school? To single someone out would crush the thousands of others. I could not do that to them.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars? No, it's a crap TV show.

45. What is your favorite book? The Wisdom of Me by San Danger Nakji

46. What is your favorite candy? Tangy Fruits

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Nothing. Music at weddings sucks.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Artic Monkeys will come and play live. They will then through themselves on my coffin and wail uncontrollably. But I won't take them with me. I am like that.

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? Dreaming a dream about dreams.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? THAT'S the time???

San Nakji for President!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Blue like the Green Sea



Thanks for the kind words :)
San Nakji is back!
I am neglecting the blog as I podcast
But I still love my blog people
You are my people!
This photo is the Blue Mountains
Which are in New South Wales, Australia
They are awesome
And blue

**Podcast No #6 is now up!**

San Nakji for President!

Friday, May 18, 2007

A Week of Not Being Around



Thank you Ori
Thank you KS
I will get back to you guys
It's been a week of absence
And now it's the weekend
What will come?
Only three people can know

San Nakji for President!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Who'd be a cop?



What's going on with everyone?
I took the day off work cause I felt old
Slept till noon
Now it's midnight and I'm watching Cops!
My exciting life is never ending
Never ending I tells ya!
NZ is doing well in the yachting
Why do I watch it?

**New Podcast Up! Click the link to the right...**

San Nakji for President!

Monday, May 14, 2007

Emirates Team New Zealand or the Evil(ish) empire?



I hope the weekend treated you all well
For me, it was good and yet not so
My football team went down again
I cursed them but will be back next week
Like the masochist I am
I went to a duck pond yesterday
Ducks soothe the soul
Swans on the other hand are too agressive
And don't get me started on the seagull
Full of hot air!
I saw a show on Korean TV last night
An old lady had a pigeon friend
Who could not fly
The pigeon, not the old lady
It was sad

San Nakji for President!